My Guilty Pleasure: Crazy Book Porn
Some of it I love, some I find amusing, some are so weird I can't help but like it, and some just leave me confused and wondering why.
I read Crazy Book Porn and these are my Confessions.
Sacrificed to a tribe of hulking barbarians, an innocent young woman chosen to bear their leader's child must overcome her fears to sate his wild lust.
On a remote island shrouded in fog and lost in time, a clan of fishermen lives under the constant threat of their savage cousins. The Hunters take what they want, and the clan's young women are the price of peace. Chosen to bear the Mammoth Lord's heir, young Laya is taken to a secret valley, where she must find the strength to endure a hulking brute's raging desire.
Another Amazon Freebie... (by the way, it's not free anymore)
I've been having a tough time, reading wise. It seems like everything I see is lackluster, so what better way to get back into the swing of things than to pick up something short, quick, dirty and weird.
I had it in my head that this was "Huge Dick Impregnation of a Virgin", which, technically it was.
But... eh... I don't know.
The "Hunters" don't speak English, but the "Fishermen" do. So there is this language barrier. But when an old wrinkly crone picks YOU out of ALL the virgins, by playing with your twat, you pretty much know what that means without words.
So... off we go, carried fireman style over the Mammoth Lord's shoulder. We get marked as fertile, we get fed and we get taken to a cave.
Now, Laya is a strong virgin. She knows what has to happen and she's just going to get it over with, because it's for the greater good.
The Mammoth Lord, well, he's mammoth. His dick is the size of a mammoth's tusk, or so it was described. And he is already so much bigger than her in stature. I know that if I were a virgin and someone was trying to stick a mammoth tusk in my vagina, I would be petrified, but I think Laya is a little freaky-deaky and wanted that huge thing in her. I'm not sure she was really afraid, I think she liked it. Oh, and this massive, mammoth dick, impregnated her, FIRST TRY! And they knew the deed was done immediately after his release.
Am I overthinking this, yeah, I think I'm overthinking this. It's freaking weird book porn. All in all, it was... okay, but nothing real special.
And in my absolute, most honest, perverted opinion, Ginormous Dick + Tight Virgin book porn is the most sacred kind. (well, until I find another kind that I like better)
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