My Guilty Pleasure: Crazy Book Porn
Some of it I love, some I find amusing, some are so weird I can't help but like it, and some just leave me confused and wondering why.
I read Crazy Book Porn and these are my Confessions.
Casey is a professional demon hunter with a flair for sex magic. She understands the paranormal, and knows just how to deal with the most indecent encounters. But when her newest job draws her into the troubles of a handsome young executive with a past, she finds herself shaken and the magic going awry. Can she control the demon before it's too late?
Warning: This raunchy 6900 word short story is intended for adults only. Contains a bold heroine, a sexy man with powerful secrets, a horny demon, explicit sex, oral sex, anal play, demonic tail fucking, and a diabolically hot threesome!
So when I found this on Amazon for free, I had a little conversation with myself (which happens a lot of the time). It went a little something like this:
Me: Hmm... The Devil's Taint.
Other Me: Double Entendre, anyone?
Me: Oh, yes, please let it be a double entendre!
Other Me: Did you read the warning?
Me: What? A warning? Lemme see.
*reads warning*
Ooooh. Gimme!
Other Me: It had you at "demonic tail fucking", didn't it?
Me: Shut-up perv, you don't know me!
And then I read it...
Dear "The Devil's Taint",
You had me, you really had me. That warning, it got to me. I love some weird ass shit, and I thought this was going to give it to me. I mean, really, a book about taint? About the devil's taint? It has to be awesomely perverted and right up my alley, right?
WRONG!
Technically, you have it all. There is taintage, there is oral and anal and YES, there was demonic tail fucking. But something was lacking. It was just kind of blah. Your characters were doing all of this great stuff, but they didn't seem very enthusiastic about it. I know, I know, "crazy book porn", I shouldn't have expected so much, but I did and now I'm let down. Oh well, thanks for trying anyways.
Crazy Book Porn Lover,
Kumiko Lei
I was extremely close to seeing if that book was still free. Because who doesn't like to occasionally read Crazy Book Porn? Sorry it didn't turn out to be all you hoped for!
ReplyDeleteMe too. I still get excited when I read the warning and see the title, but then I remember I read it. :(
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