My Guilty Pleasure: Crazy Book Porn
Some of it I love, some I find amusing, some are so weird I can't help but like it, and some just leave me confused and wondering why.
I read Crazy Book Porn and these are my Confessions.
Work has been slow for Kate, a young prostitute. She spends her nights hanging around an old pub in a small port town, hoping to get a job or two from the passing sailors and fishermen. On one particular stormy night, Kate hesitantly accepts a job aboard a late-night fishing expedition, when the best crab fishing supposedly takes place.
As the storm worsens, things start to turn sour for the group of old fishermen and their young prostitute.
First things first, don't let that title, cover or blurb fool you. This short little freaky thing is barely about mermen.
It should in fact be titled something like "Gang Bang With Grandpas". Oy!
Amazon description claims "multiple partners, double penetration"... Those claims are accurate, but they should also add triple penetration, cause, well, damn.
The majority of this story is this cheap hooker getting reamed by a group of elderly fisherman with wrinkly cocks (which you get reminded of A LOT). The mermen don't come in until close to the end, and they are lackluster at best.
I mean, if you don't mind the grandpa angle, have at this one. As for me, I could've done without that bit.
My highlights and notes as I read this 20 page elderly extravaganza:
“Hundred. Two if you want any weird stuff.” Location 47
Note: Gah, shes a cheap one
We’ll give ya forty, and that’s generous.” The group of old men looked over at me, smiling maliciously. “Alright,” I said hesitantly. Location 49
Note: Oy, shes super cheap, 40 for an elderly gangbang?
Nine hours for forty dollars. I was the cheapest hooker in town. Location 63
Note: At least she knows π
I looked over abruptly and standing in the water was the ripped man I had seen before. Location 193
Note: ???? When did she see him
One of the mermen reached down and slipped his hand over my tight pussy and began to gently rub. Location 214
Note: How the fuck is it tight? She was just gangbanged by the senior center
One of the men’s fingers gently slipped up into my vagina -Location 218
Note: For the love of hoohas. Vagina is not a sexy word
A bout of hot juice poured out of me, down my butt Location 219
Note: Ummm. How hot? Boiling? How you get juice in there?
My vagina pumped out ounces and ounces of hot juice, which squished all over the manly creatures’ cocks. Location 242
Note: Stop it with the hot juice already
I didn’t want to go back to my prostitute life back home. I was happy here, and I knew the mermen would take good care of me. Location 260
Note: Are you fucking kidding me? That's the end
Read at your own risk... you will likely be disappointed at the lack of hot merman loving.
