Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Virgin Romance Novelist Review

Sarah Meghan Quinn, Review, The Next Step PR, The Virgin Romance Novelist No comments

Synopsis:

Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch... Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave? God, I have no idea what happens when private parts touch. I’m a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to my lack of experience. My two best friends encourage me to drop the pen for a while and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. But losing my virginity is proving to be tougher than expected…

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My Review

**ARC Given in exchange for honest review**

Please make sure you are not eating, drinking, or have to pee when you go to read this book. I promise you will be in hysterics. I laughed so hard, I had to go back and reread some parts and others I screenshot them with my phone and sent them to all my friends so they would realize they need to read this entire book.

This story is about a virgin trying to write a romance novel, which is like an oxymoron in itself. How you can describe a good sex scene when you have never experienced one? How can you describe an earth shattering orgasm when you've never experienced one?

This book is definitely worth 5 stars. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. I literally had tears rolling down my face, I laughed so hard. I loved this character. She was so sweet, and innocent and obviously inexperienced. Her two roommates are trying to help her out by having her join dating sites and setting her up with different people. But will she have success in experiencing the perfect sex scene so she can write about it? She definitely goes through some once in a lifetime experiences to learn about different sexual scenarios.

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Born in New York and raised in Southern California, Meghan has grown into a sassy, peanut butter eating, blonde haired swearing, animal hoarding lady. She is known to bust out and dance if “It’s Raining Men” starts beating through the air and heaven forbid you get a margarita in her, protect your legs because they may be humped. Once she started commuting for an hour and twenty minutes every day to work for three years, she began to have conversations play in her head, real life, deep male voices and dainty lady coos kind of conversations. Perturbed and confused, she decided to either see a therapist about the hot and steamy voices running through her head or start writing them down. She decided to go with the cheaper option and started writing… enter her first novel, Caught Looking. Now you can find the spicy, most definitely on the border of lunacy, kind of crazy lady residing in Colorado with the love of her life and her five, furry four legged children, hiking a trail or hiding behind shelves at grocery stores, wondering what kind of lube the nervous stranger will bring home to his wife. Oh and she loves a good boob squeeze!